Uber Narwhal



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Since the dawn of time, Narwhals transported hedgehogs between the Scottish isles. When winter ice floes made it impossible for their wood-prowed ships to sail, hedgehogs would send a signal into the sky using the sunstone (tools and methods later appropriated by both, the Vikings and Batman). Fleets of narwhals would show up to offer safe passage across the stormy seas. In exchange, during the summer months, hedgehogs would regularly supply their trusty water steeds with tasty grubs and other land-bound delicacies.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women. Incredibly soft airlume combed ring-spun cotton (and cotton/poly blends for Heathers), these shirts run true to size and are a little bit on the longer side which covers your butt nicely.

Attention Ladies – shirts run true to size for the majority of our lady customers, including our studio human. For example, she  wears a size Large/12 and these shirts in size large fit her nicely, so we recommend ordering in your usual size. However, if you are bustier, shorter, or concerned about how this style of shirt might fit you, please be sure to use the sizing chart provided.

Attention Gentlemen – shirts can run a bit snug, so we recommend either sizing up, sucking it in, or using the sizing chart below.
Printed just for you – since each shirt is printed on demand please allow 10-14 business days for an order to arrive at your door. The timeframe may increase slightly during busy seasons, such as holidays and sale times.  We work with a bunch of fancy French Marmots to produce these shirts. They are perfectionists and will not be rushed. It is out of our paws.  Please understand also that custom-printed shirts are not refundable (unless the Marmots made an exceedingly rare mistake with your order).
Width, in182021.9723.9825.9928
Length, in2829.2630.2431.2632.4933.51
Sleeve length, in8.238.518.759.029.269.49

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