Fresh Flower Delivery Coffee Mug

Deep undercover as a flower delivery boy

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The Story

“Do you know how to bake cakes?”
Darnit bit his lip and shook his head.
“Well, this is a bakery you know. You’re lookin’ for a job in a bakery but you don’t bake cakes? Do you bake cupcakes? Cakepops? Cookies? Croissants? Crusty Bread?”
“No, nothing. I think I’ll just go now.”
His tummy growled loudly so the baker put his kindly paw on Darnit’s shoulder. “Let’s get you a snack and talk this over.” He proceeded to pull a giant heel of rye bread from behind the counter and handed Darnit a big hunk. “Let’s start from the top. You’re new in town, aren’t you?”
“Absolutely,” Darnit grunted, his mouth suddenly full.
“What experience do you have?”
Chomp, chomp. Gulp. “I was at sea up until last week. We were, ahhh, downsized. I know how to use a cutlass, tie knots, navigate by the stars, climb ladders, and ride a bicycle.”
“Why didn’t you say so from the start laddie!” the baker slapped his thigh. “My sister Betsy wants to start home delivery. Fresh bread, milk, little bouquets of flowers, like. For the fancy ladies uptown. If we clean you up, you just might suit.”

The Nitty Gritty

The word “mug” can be traced to early 16th century (originally Scots and northern English, denoting an earthenware bowl).  It likely comes from the early hedgehog term “muggetub” which loosely translates to “plunge bath” or “hot tubbe” in Olde English.  An extraordinarily tidy animal, hedgehogs of Scotland enjoyed combining their daily ablutions with daily whiskey, frequently resulting in what is today referred to as the Hot Toddy.

Our darn mugs are handmade and are approximately 3 inches wide by 4.5 to 5 inches tall. They generally hold about 16 ounces.

The Goods

All Darn Pottery is either hand built or individually hand thrown on the potters wheel, by little hedgehogs, with locally sourced clay. Our pieces are finished with lead-free, non toxic glazes made right here in our studio in the beautiful Blue Ridge. Our tableware is bright and durable, fired three separate times to temperatures exceeding 2000 degrees. It also feels really good in your hands, with sturdy handles on mugs, terrific balance in plates, good stackability in bowls, and sturdy edges all around. This is not your grandma’s fine china. This is your own darn china.

Every piece is individually made and painted and may therefore look a little different. The minor variations in height, width, and illustration are entirely the hedgehogs’ fault. A lot depends on how much they’ve eaten that morning and the proximity of the next meal. All of the colors look great together and make your table look really happy.

You should also know that our pottery is made without any lead, cadmium, asbestos, anchovies, pink slime or any other yucky stuff. It’s perfectly food safe. Also, our farm has solar power. And bears.

Darn Pottery does not mind being dishwashed because it is decorated with glaze that has been fired into the piece itself. It’s not sublimation and it’s not coming off. Just stack gently and don’t let the critters have a party in there. We do not recommend microwaving as the pieces may get pretty hot. Darn Pottery is not for cooktop or oven use. Do not use to freeze food or drinks. Use a Mason jar instead. Basically, avoid extreme temperature changes. The same goes for the pots.

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